LYRICS
Not nearly near the bathroom
Barely down the hall
No, nowhere near the stall
And you’ve gotta scratch you ball?
Oh, gloom and doom
Why don’t you smoke a cig
While we dance the pig jig
You can’t get into a bar
Ever think you’ve gone too far?
Don’t you know it’s time to wipe the smirk from your face
A public disgrace
If everyone know
You’ve got your finger up your nose
Clown’s pants down
Or, no emperor… no clothes… no “knows”
ABOUT THE SONG
Chords — Blues in E
Written and recorded live on the courthouse steps in West Chester, Chester County, Pennsylvania.
Daniel — Vocals, Guitar
Part of the concept album The Door
by Daniel Brouse