Capital Gains

[Intro]
How can you relax
(Capital gains tax)

[Verse 1]
We’re not talking principal
(No not at all)
We’re talking is principle
(And how their morals fall)

[Chorus]
How can you relax
(Capital gains tax)
Cone on… give us all the facts
(Capital gain attacks)

[Bridge]
The capital of the United States
(’cause your fate caused the weight)
Wait? (Change our rates)

[Verse 2]
We’re talking ’bout principle
(And the immoral)
Not talking ’bout principal
(’cause asses aren’t assets)

[Chorus]
How can you relax
(Capital gains tax)
Cone on… give us all the facts
(Capital gain attacks)

[Bridge]
The capital of the United States
(’cause your fate caused the weight)
Wait? (Change our rates)

[Chorus]
How can you relax
(Capital gains tax)
Cone on… give us all the facts
(Capital gain attacks)

[Outro]
The capital of the United States
(Can’t you see… Washington D.C.)
The irate stole our rates
(If you’ve an interest in interest)

From the album “Discombobulated“