Inspired by a dog that found a hazel nut. LYRICS If you knew what you had You might be glad Got to crack that nut Instead of “not” why not “why not”? Why not crack that nut See what the hide is trying to hide Look what resides on the inside I’m trying to plant […]
LYRICS Human says: What are you eating under there Are you aware What you’re eating under there? Dog replies: Underwear? Why do you stare? Underwear? Relative to where? Human says: What are you eating under there Do you even care What are you eating under there Eat it raw. Eat it rare. What you’re eating […]
“It is a common belief that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years.” LYRICS World’s best deal Universal appeal Coated in custom fur Yes, it’s real Zest and zeal Comes in a him or her Glad that I’m keeping canine time Seven times the time (7 x’s the fine) I can tell You […]
LYRICS Do you want to go for a ride Race to your favorite place Do you want to go for a ride… In the car? Stick your head out the window On our way to chase a shadow I’m sure you’re bound to see Some Hers n’ special She I’ll play guitar, but you’ll be […]
LYRICS French Poodle, German Shepherd Feeling foreign to me Might as well be a spotted leopard Or monkey swinging in a tree I think Im starting to understand We’re all from a foreign land At the time given birth On a ride they call Earth English Sheepdog, Irish Setter On my own and all alone […]
LYRICS I don’t know Why they call him Fido Why not A name like spot It could be worse, I know The farmer’s dog they call Bingo Run, Spot See Spot run, Spot Why not? Who did? He’s colored solid It could be worse, I know The farmer’s dog they call Bingo Heard a few […]
LYRICS I’m starting to see I’m barking up the wrong tree Don’t know what comes over me Just trying to say I just want to play Got to find a new way I’m working to be An improvement of me Regain my sanity Just trying to find My peace/piece of mind Be a little more […]
LYRICS Friday the 13th Looking for strength Perfect full moon For the ‘tic of loon Howling at the moon They say You’re baying at the moon Longing for something you can not have If only that moon would wane in half Bark into the dark of night Who causes who more fright? At the crossroads […]
LYRICS Situation of frustration When you’re fenced in Remain in containment Harbor no resentment Though you know I can fend for myself I appreciate your help It’s hard to beat You feed me the meat Throw in the bone Make me feel at home Though you know I can fend for myself I appreciate your […]
LYRICS Chasing my tail The same old tale So I have found It does astound Going round and round and…. Setting sail It’s a fairy tail Going round and round and…. If you ever feel like you’re getting nowhere Maybe it’s because you’re unaware The tale that does offend Is attached to your very own […]
LYRICS Don’t ask me what I’m digging for ’cause it’s obvious I dig for more And if you ask me just once more I’m going to dig and dig for sure Does it make you feel bigger I’m just a meager digger Does it pull your trigger I’m just a meager digger I dig love […]
LYRICS Can you guess what I’m thinking about Ohh if someone would just let me out I got out I come in And then I do it again Take another guess on what I’m thinkin’ Ohh if someone would just let me in I got out I come in And then I do it again […]
LYRICS Now, I’ve learned how to roam Maybe I’ll never go home How I love the city lights Might stay out through the night But I hear my love calling me home Don’t want to live life all alone Now better than given a bone Is learning how far I can roam How I love […]
LYRICS Why don’t you throw the dog a bone You leave ma all alone! Yeah, give the dog a bone I don’t think I ask that much You can skip the bath and such You leave me all alone Why don’t you throw the dog a bone? I’ve got this itch I just can’t scratch […]
LYRICS During the day nobody misses… No, no one misses… You more than me In the morning, I’ll wake you with kisses Guess that’s what’s meant to be Forget bane, vinegar, pisses I can offer you sanity In the morning, I’ll wake you with kisses Guess that’s what’s meant to be Thankful of life’s blisses […]