Coversong made famous by Five Man Electrical Band Written by Les Emmerson C G D G And the sign said long haired, freaky people, need not apply. D A G A So, I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why? Bm G Bm G He said, you […]
Category Archives: The Beatless Sense Mongers
Signs
Jumping Trains
LYRICS The juice doesn’t flow Do they know Currently lacking current Urgent synapse fail There’s no juice to the third rail Their brains are jumping trains … brains jumping trains The boxcar is empty There’s no freight inside Can they see that it’s empty Even when they ride? Their brains are jumping trains … brains […]
Laser Beam Clean
Laser Beam Clean.mp3 LYRICS Came to clean with a laser beam Razor and steam Coming clean Modern machine to leave a sheen Polish and gleam Oh, so clean And we all clean up Before we all fall down Enough corrupt Crowing the clown The hypocrite takes a hit Coughing up to admit The hypocrite talking […]
Hand Over Fist
LYRICS Taking money hand over hand over hand over fist Easy money Dripping honey Bribery and thievery with a perverted twist Easy money Dripping honey The problem you have with the sweet It the way you treat the treat (treat the treat) Easy money Dripping honey Hand Over Fist.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental Music […]
Ruffle
LYRICS When the feather you ruffle The hillbilly shuffle Look out! Ya better run That one’s gotta shotgun Elephant of mule They’re both the fool Gloves off to rumble They do the hillbilly shuffle Ruffle.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental Music Chords: F# B / A G# F# Rhythm: 130 BPM Country Shuffle x2 Recording: […]
Woozy
LYRICS What the candidates say Will sway from day-to-day Sway to the left. Sway to the right. Preachin’ to the deft the virtue of blight Feeling woozy Watching loony Beggar’s choosy No more floozy Chorus Feeling sheep-like Swing a third strike Sound like Third Reich Crown with a spike Chorus Feeling so sick Laid on […]
Puzzle Pieces Thesis
LYRICS The jigsaw saw jaw dropping awe Puzzled in disbelief The crossword’s cross words sound so absurd Puzzle relief? All the pieces fall ’till they’re not pieces at all As they race into place The tour amazed at the haze in the maze Puzzled commander and chief The hangman demands you understand Puzzled hang in […]
Less Than Candid-ates
LYRICS Crank the crank Ratchet the ratchet On the chopping block The candidates stump Pullin’ down their pants While making rants Showing you rump And, takin’ a dump There ain’t no argument That’s no debate When the only message sent Is hate, hate, hate Walk the plank Swinging hatchet Cleaning the clock Landing a lump […]
Iko Iko
“Iko Iko” (/ˈaɪkoʊ ˈaɪkoʊ/) is a much-covered New Orleans song that tells of a parade collision between two “tribes” of Mardi Gras Indians and the traditional confrontation. The song, under the original title “Jock-A-Mo”, was written and released as a single in 1953 by Sugar Boy and his Cane Cutters. In the 60’s, the Dixie […]
Scent Of Trouble
LYRICS I don’t know what’s gonna happen But it sure doesn’t smell good I know it don’t smell good It ain’t smelling to fine I’m usually not one to wine But I do think it’s quite a stink I don’t know if it’s gonna grow ’cause if that smell grows on me It’s going to […]
Get Out Of There
LYRICS You’ve got to get out You’ve got to get out You’ve got to get out of there Maybe you can get up and fly Maybe get up and kiss the sky Crazy if we think it’s do or die Come on! Come on! Maybe give it a try? You’ve got to get out You’ve […]
Taste
LYRICS Now I remember… You always leave a bad taste Such a waste Well, look at this They said ignorance is bliss ‘suppose that’s your picture in the dictionary? (So fancy and quite contrary) Thank you for spelling it out… now, it is plain to see What a waste Bad taste If you think you […]
Caught Up
LYRICS I wouldn’t get caught-up in all of that Tangled up in a knot I’d rather not No, I don’t really want to get caught-up in all of that I hope to know when to let go of the millstone (Do you have a millstone around your neck What the heck? Too aloof to take […]
Diamond Dogs
Coversong Made famous and written by David Bowie A 1. As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent, E you asked for the latest party, D with your silicone hump and your ten inch stump, A dressed like a priest you was, Todd Browning’s freak you was. A Crawling down the alley on your […]
Cat People
Coversong Originally made famous by David Bowie Written by Bowie with producer Giorgio Moroder Cm F See these eyes so green Cm Bb I can stare for a thousand years Cm F Colder than the moon Cm Bb Cm It`s been so long Feel my blood enraged It`s just the fear of losing you Don`t […]