LYRICS If you spit out the sour milk And anything of that ilk If you throw-up from contempt Bend away from hellbent Chorus And you see What can be We’re free We’ve the key If you flinch from the mere thought Of getting another swat It’s a cinch doing our part We’ll rule from the […]
LYRICS My Grandma and your Grandma Are sitting by the fire Wondering why we don’t fan the flames higher (… just a little higher) And I pride myself on not being too proud Not to quite and not too loud My Grandpa and your Grandma Are sitting ever higher Wondering why we don’t and aspire […]
LYRICS Ummm… hmmmm Sitting on a pendulum The thing will swing Sitting on a pendulum Now, here’s the thing… The scales of justice Will balance If the judge won’t get there first The scales of justice Will balance Due process will quench Her thirst Sitting on a pendulum Do you feel the sting Sitting on […]
LYRICS It kind of helps if you open the door… Before! For sure! Before! It kind of helps if you open the door… Before! Once More! Before! Won’t be as hard on your head If you open the door instead You won’t be “that guy” they’ll dread If you use your head to open the […]
LYRICS A cricket plays the smallest symphony Between his shin and his knee In sympathy Rub those legs feverously In a party of pity A butterfly claps its wings As the chorus of song birds joins in and sings “1,2,3… waaa” Laughing at me not with me “hahaha” Maybe it’s not too late To get […]