LYRICS Zombie apocalypse* *No 3-D glasses required (You’re soaking in it) You and me — Hairless apes with lips As time transpired Became full of shhh… hit! Prerequisite Required Dialed Dire A respite from dimwit Suffer fools gladly? Sadly, I had to quit As they claim to own “alone” Zombie Apocalypse.mp3 Zombie Apocalypse Instrumental.mp3 ABOUT […]
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Zombie Apocalypse
Misconstrue
LYRICS I really don’t want you To think and misconstrue What I say or do But it’s really hard to get through No matter what I say or do Askew in point-of-view How to bring you to? What’s to say or do ’cause it’s really hard to get through No matter what I say or […]
House Beats Defeats
LYRICS A full house beats 3-of-a-kind Comes to mind A straight defeats … all… Aflush (Royal all are Royal our are) Hush now baby don’t you cry Daddy’s gonna buy baby some brand new shoes Hush now baby don’t you cry Daddy’s gonna sing the gambler blues Tisk tisk Watch your risk! Tisk tisk What’s […]
The Cowboy Blues
LYRICS Oh won’t you please Send in the cavalry Peace dove release White hat civility (Have we) Lost our grasp on reality Really? Yippie yi yay Yippie i owe Underway Line to tow How about a knight In shinning armor Shield us from fright The mob rule clamor (chorus) What we need is a cowboy […]
Body Language
LYRICS In this day and age I can only understand Body language The demand On verbiage Is out of hand The strain on the brain Meaning’s down the drain Don’t need to be a sage To understand Body language Compile a smile With a twinkle in the I Eye spy Body language Body Language Part […]
Bizarrer
LYRICS So far It just gets more bizarre You’re not kidding The proof is in the pudding A fact’s a fact And that’s that Once it’s gone Can’t get it back The fool lost his cool Misplaced his mental tool Now, it’s starting to dawn Everybody keep your calm The longer you grow old The […]
Glutton For Punishment
LYRICS IF you’re eating free samples Taking more than ample Now, the after taste Results in such a waste Move on. Move along. When you’re at a buffet “Are your eyes bigger” Do they say? Now, the after taste Results in such a waste Move on. Move along. Should they say “glutton for punishment” Do […]
Stars Line Up
LYRICS Are you going to get another tic-tac-toe Will the stars line up 3-in-a-row When the gods are on your side Will you go along for the ride Outside Your comfort zone All alone Quite a stunt… out-in-front Are you going to get another tic-tac-toe Will three stars line up in-a-row When the gods are […]
Masterpeace
LYRICS O.K. I get it If I let it It will end up Growing on me We’ll be And, it comes at the cost of free Freedom We’ll all be free Free them! O.K. I get it If I let it It will end up Growing on me We’ll be What’s the cost to be […]
You’re So Vain
Coversong originally made famous by Carly Simon Am You walked into the party; F Am like you were walking on to a yacht Am Your hat, strategically dipped below one eye; F Am your scarf it was apricot F G Em Am F C You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself […]
Telling Me
LYRICS Telling me it’s too late Filled with rage and hate I don’t really fell that way Anyway My heart still has plenty of room So stow away your gloom and doom Hooray! Anyway Telling me it’s skin tone Causing misery, you moan I don’t really fell that way Anyway My heart still has plenty […]
Get Back Home
LYRICS From time-to-time … like to get out and roam Be the main character of a poem Because… it sure feels good to get back home Life on the road … there’s nothing you own Surrounded by people Yet, feel all alone It sure feels good to get back home Living on borrowed time … […]
Skew You
LYRICS The skew in you Misconstrue To narcissistic view I’m in between in and out Not sure what you’re talking about Fear I may hit the floor If you say any more No more Noooo… no more Someone needs to correct you ’cause you’re talking cuckoo The narcissistic view (You, you, you) I’m in between […]
Listen Lessen
LYRICS Lessen the listen Or… lesson “the listen”? Alright, if you’re that uptight Insanity of anxiety Doesn’t strike home with me But, I’ll lend an ear So, I can see You hear: “There’s reason to fear” It smells of something wrong A bad taste… lingers too long Too much touch Left more than a footprint […]
Go Down
LYRICS Do you want me to go down there? Guess I’d better take enough air Their bomb scare Bobmshell-hell-ter Afraid Air-raid Dumb blonde bomb Chemical weapons Of mass destruction My life depends On resurrection Bombshell hell, well Can’t stand the smell Not feeling well No place to dwell Go Down.mp3 Go Down Instrumental.mp3 ABOUT THE […]