LYRICS It kind of helps if you open the door… Before! For sure! Before! It kind of helps if you open the door… Before! Once More! Before! Won’t be as hard on your head If you open the door instead You won’t be “that guy” they’ll dread If you use your head to open the […]
LYRICS A cricket plays the smallest symphony Between his shin and his knee In sympathy Rub those legs feverously In a party of pity A butterfly claps its wings As the chorus of song birds joins in and sings “1,2,3… waaa” Laughing at me not with me “hahaha” Maybe it’s not too late To get […]
LYRICS With the eye of a hawk She let out a squawk With the speed of a jaguar Set the liar on fire … liar on fire With the grace of a swan She showed me the dawn A situation that’s dire She wants to set the liar on fire Being stubborn like a mule […]
LYRICS Not nearly near the bathroom Barely down the hall No, nowhere near the stall And you’ve gotta scratch you ball? Oh, gloom and doom Why don’t you smoke a cig While we dance the pig jig You can’t get into a bar Ever think you’ve gone too far? Don’t you know it’s time to […]
LYRICS I, I, I, I don’t know right or ought I, I, I, I don’t know no or not Did Id get our of control Like a belligerent troll? Please release the police Seize the cease of peace Never thought I would say Please release the police Never thought I’d see the day When the […]
LYRICS I’m… Working on a chain gang Just paying off time I’m… Working on a chain gang Paying my dues “Pray you get a clue… we do… we….” If I only knew Fly, flown, flew To go with the flow May I someday know “Pray your days aren’t few… we do… we….” If only I […]
LYRICS It kind-of helps if you ope the door… Before! For sure! Before! Much easier to pass through A much wiser thing to do Time to act your damn age And minimize the damage It kind-of helps if you ope the door… Before! For sure! Before! Listen to that slurred speech You can barely stand […]
LYRICS Please be polite, knock first Please knock first Please knock before entering Have you seen worse You’d think we’d have learned Please knock first No matter the desire to quench your thirst If there’s one thing I abhor, it’s the door whore Abhor the door whore It’s horrid. It’s horrible. It’s the door whore. […]
LYRICS It kind of helps if you open the door… Before! Once More! Before! Chorus It will be less hard on your head If you listen to what I said It’ll be a much better day If you’ll just listen to what I say Cut down on yelps by opening the door… Before! Once More! […]
LYRICS Hmmm… yum, yum, yum Saw a reflection of a wizard Looking up at me Wondering how long Our history would be Just for fun He thought he’d question me “Can you tell how long Our history will be?” I looked into the sky … with a sigh “Can you tell me, Creator, How long […]
LYRICS There’s a coon with a cracker A monkey that’s a wrapper And a child left swinging in the air There’s a tomato pronounced tomato-e I thunk a smell of a skunk Where’s the dancing bare? Did I hear you mumble, “This place is a jungle” Am I aware… You wanna get outta there Did […]
LYRICS You might be the salt of the earth To your grave… from your birth Or you might be a wold in sheep’s clothing Fox in the hen-house… mouth’s frothing A heart that bleeds Of a need that feeds? You might be an angel heaven sent To save me from a world hell-bent Or you […]
LYRICS Go light it Go ahead ignite it The fuse will burn The ignition light Turn, turn, turn ’till we learn to unite Woke up this morning Soon as I heard the news Without a warning The Mississippi blues Chorus Keep your eyes on the road Your hands upon the wheel Shot your load Do […]
LYRICS Wake! There’s a wake from a quake A tsunami headin’ right for me Better seek out whether higher ground can be found Wake! There’s a flood of information comin’ right at me Better seek out whether higher ground can be found Wake! For goodness sake… it’s a fake A wave of dishonesty comin’ right […]
LYRICS First, I heard it Heard they said it But I really, really, really didn’t get it So maybe you can explain to me Why the big mystery? Next, I read it Read they said it But I really, really, really didn’t get it Chorus Then, I saw it Witnessed all of it Couldn’t see […]