I think I’m going to poop my pants,
Yup, poop my pants.
In fact, I’ve called a meeting,
So, you might wanna check your seating,
For the proper lining,
To poop your pants
(Because it’s the trEND around here.)
The stench you should fear,
When they poop their pants,
Tryin’ stay clear,
When they poop their pants.
I hope you wore your diap-ie,
You might go pee-pee,
And, certainly…
You’ll poop your pants.
Call this meeting to order,
So, I can clear my bladder,
Then, clean my spleen,
As everyone rants,
And, poops their pants.