Walking down and I witnessed a crime,
It happens all the time,
Whether you’re an authority,
Or, just some guy parking… like me.
George Smith,
George Smith,
George Smith Towing.
Greed,
You wanna beat me?
I’m not your wife,
Get out of my life.
Making all that bad juju voodoo,
That you do.
Try taking the car out of park,
Not random vandalism,
On the lark.
George Smith,
George Smith,
George Smith Towing.
by Daniel and Gandalf
PART II
George Smith,
George Smith,
The towing that’s owing,
George Smith
Dear George Smith,
Pursuant to your towing,
We find you to be owing,
For crimes against civility.
See, your boy,
Did crushed our joy,
As we were trying to have fun with Fun.
Then, on my way to find New Found Glory,
Your boy got in the way…
Ruined the day…
Ruined liberty’s story.
He threatened us once,
He threatened us twice,
He terrorized men into mice.
Is this your car?
I’m going to lick you,
Puss e!
I’m going to tow this car far.
Er, a… I would if I knew how to tow a car,
But so far,
No.
No know,
I ain’t been edjewmacated on the crimes I commit… throw a fit,
Shall I call the cops?
Please do,
Hang on,
I’ll get them for you.
No need to make threats on whose asses are moped… rather know good comes out on top.
by Daniel