DeSantis Is….
[Verse 1]
DeSantis deprioritizes
Hopefully, everyone realizes
He’s a climate idiot
Facts to misrepresent
[Chorus]
Da, da, da, Florida (Da, da, da)
How could you be so dumb
To give up our freedom
Florida, run, run, run (run, run, run)
[Instrumental, Guitar Solo, Drum Fills]
[Verse 1]
DeSantis is
A numbskull
Intelligence
Dull
[Chorus]
Da, da, da, Florida (Da, da, da)
How could you be so dumb
To give up our freedom
Florida, run, run, run (run, run, run)
[Instrumental, Saxophone Solo, Bass]
[Bridge]
You fool
Go back to school
Oh, you tool
You rule the school
With misinformation
Total devastation
[Chorus]
Da, da, da, Florida (Da, da, da)
How could you be so dumb
To give up our freedom
Florida, run, run, run (run, run, run)
[Outro]
Da, da, da, Florida (Da, da, da)
How could you be so dumb
To give up our freedom
[End]
A SCIENCE NOTE
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed legislation on May 15 that will deprioritize climate change and largely remove it from state statutes. The new law also bans the installation of power-generating wind turbines offshore or near the state’s extensive coastline. Critics argue that this legislation ignores the serious climate change threats facing Florida, such as rising sea levels, extreme heat, flooding, and increasingly severe storms. The measure, which takes effect on July 1, also promotes the expansion of natural gas, reduces regulation on gas pipelines, and increases protections against bans on gas appliances like stoves, according to a news release from the governor’s office.
DeSantis, who suspended his presidential campaign in January and later endorsed his former rival Donald Trump, described the bill as a common-sense approach to energy policy.