Adversity Index

[Intro]
(Do I look perplexed)
… just tryin’ to figger
The adversity index

[Verse 1]
Can you tell me how good
We have it
I sure wish you would
Just say it

[Chorus]
On a scale of one to ten
How do we rate
Where we’ve been (where we’re goin’)
Have we cast our fate

[Bridge]
(Do I look perplexed)
… just tryin’ to figger
The adversity index

[Verse 2]
How are things going
Do we have it good
Can’t say without knowing
Though I know you would

[Chorus]
On a scale of one to ten
How do we rate
Where we’ve been (where we’re goin’)
Have we cast our fate

[Bridge]
(Do I look perplexed)
… just tryin’ to figger
The adversity index

[Chorus]
On a scale of one to ten
How do we rate
Where we’ve been (where we’re goin’)
Have we cast our fate

[Outro]
(Do I look perplexed)
… just tryin’ to figger
The adversity index