I Want My Money Back!

[Intro]
Hey!

I paid good money for this ticket!
{Hey!)
I want my money back
(Fact!)

[Verse 1]
Took me once
Enough been fooled
No dice twice
You’re about to be school’d

[Bridge]
Carnies doin’ their con
(Now move along!)
There’s nothing to see here, (hear!?!?)
Move along
(along long)

[Chorus]
Hey!

I paid good money for this ticket!
{Hey!)
I want my money back
(Fact!)

[Verse 2]
Made me look
(You dirty crook)
Stole my mother’s pocketbook
(But, you mistook….)

[Bridge]
Carnies doin’ their con
(Now move along!)
There’s nothing to see here, (hear!?!?)
Move along
(along long)

[Chorus]
Hey!
I paid good money for this ticket!
{Hey!)
I want my money back
(Fact!)

[Bridge]
As a matter of fact
(Fact!)
I want my money back
(Fact!)

[Outro]
You stole our show
(It’s time you go)
I want my money back!
(Fact!)