Mumbo Jumbo

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[Refrain]
Liberation Day…
(We haven’t been treated well)
Hell, we’re a piggy bank
(I’m the pig to thank)
Hey! Hey! Say:

[Verse 1]
New tariffs (to be announced)
Though not sure (how to pronounce)
Rigidity (of stupidity)
Shall I ramble on (on pharmaceuticals)
Tax one and all!
Forget about permits
(What my tizzy fits)

[Bridge]
Mumbo jumbo
(Wish I had ears)
Dumbo
(Mumbo jumbo)

[Chorus]
And, sooo…
(The sewage will flow)
You know… (oh, oh)
That’s all that there is
(Having failed the quiz)
That’s show biz! (is, is, is)

[Bridge]
Mumbo jumbo
(Mass ass dumbo)
Más Houthis Hoax
(Which) witch hunt
Drop kick! (punt)

[Verse 2]
Subsidies for you and me
“new, clean, beautiful coal”
Can’t you see… and we’re going to open coal mines
As I say, “clean, beautiful coal”
Wind energy is bad (so sad)
Looks bad on our prairies… (see)
and kills whales (carcass debris)

[Bridge]
Mumbo jumbo
(Mass ass dumbo)
Más Houthis Hoax
(Which) witch hunt
Drop kick! (punt)

[Chorus]
And, sooo…
(The sewage will flow)
You know… (oh, oh)
That’s all that there is
(Having failed the quiz)
That’s show biz! (is, is, is)

[Outro]
Liberation Day…
(We haven’t been treated well)
Hell, we’re a piggy bank
(I’m the pig to thank)

ABOUT THE SONG
This song is based on President Trump’s tariff announcement on March 27, 2025.

I’m having a hard time understanding what he’s talking about.
Here’s what I think he said:
25% tariffs on all autos and light trucks
145% tariff on EVs from China
New tariffs on pharmaceuticals to be announced
U.S. government subsidies for “new, clean, beautiful coal” and assistance to open coal mines
Wind energy is bad—looks bad and kills whales
Big day… Liberation Day… We haven’t been treated well. We’re a piggy bank, but we won’t let that continue. See you on April 2nd.
During the press conference, he continued discussing more tariffs—this time on lumber—saying it will be “amazing” and that “the market loves it.” He emphasized that these tariffs are permanent.
When asked about Tesla’s tariffs, he claimed, “Elon’s never asked me for a favor.”
Regarding the security “signal”-gate controversy, he dismissed it as a hoax, adding, “I don’t know if it was classified.”
On the Houthis, he stated, “They’ve been terrible to the world… the ships. They have to say ‘No Más.’ The attacks have been very successful, and we’re going to keep it going for a long time.” Then, shifting blame, he speculated, “Maybe it’s Signal’s fault. I don’t know. The attack was successful. You should be talking about that.”
He further insisted, “This is Biden’s fault. I was told it was Mike, and you should be talking about the attack. It’s all a witch hunt. I think Signal could be defective.”
“Every point in tariffs is worth a lot for TikTok.
You’re wearing a mask—I haven’t seen anyone wear one in a long time. Does that make you feel better?
So many states are pushing to bring education back. They can’t wait.”

From the album “Rocked

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