LYRICS Sexual intercourse of course Always done sideways In the earliest of days Square-dance style All the while Go for a fling and swing…. Swing your partner round and round Until the genitalia are found Cheese grater grip on your appendage May require a bandage So, listen… Three hundred and eighty million years ago They […]
LYRICS It’s not the size that matters Which weighs (ways) more … a pound of bricks or feathers It’s not the gift but the thought that counts Enjoy the thrift as the cost mounts Waste not want not before it’s bought Live in peace… no gore From battles fought It’s not the gift but […]
LYRICS Drop the ball. Drop the cup. It’s the little things that really add up When you get down to it Intuit(ion) habit habitat Once you’re on the ball It’ll be no mystery at all At the drop of a hat If a fat cat sat Don’t let it hurt a bit Intuit(ion) habit habitat […]
INSTRUMENTAL Brubaker Park Music Video.mp4 Brubaker Park.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Chords – A D A A G A Written and recorded in Brubaker Park, Fivepointville, East Earl Township, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania Daniel — Guitar Rick — Guitar From the album Music Muscles by Daniel Brouse and Rick Reinhart
LYRICS Do you wonder if it’s too late now Are you gonna save us somehow … anyhow… somehow… anyway Please say you’ll save the day “Children go on… it’s safe to play”? Did I miss the final curtain call Is it over in the all-in-all Please say we’ll have our say Tomorrow will follow today […]
LYRICS Near the eye of the eddy Where upstream is down Gettin’ a little heady In a spiritual realm Near the eye of the eddy Jewel of the Queen’s crown Way more than ready With Her at the helm Spinning round n’ round Twirling round n’ round Spiraling round n’ round The Eye Of The […]
LYRICS Flex your musical muscle Shake it! Don’t ever quit Flex your musical muscle Play it straight or something special Flex your musical muscle Le Freak or do The Hustle Flex your musical muscle Smoke, lightning and wind wrestle Flex your musical muscle With heart we can surely nestle Sex or hugs… you’re never too […]
LYRICS Apply the hammer. Apply the hammer … with just a dab of finesse Hit the nail on the head With success Apply the hammer. Apply the hammer … with just a dab of finesse Put the matter to bed God bless! Apply the hammer. Apply the hammer … with just a dab of finesse […]
LYRICS Gonna miss your smile Gonna miss your laugh Gonna miss your washin’ In a hippie bath Miss by a mile The population of musician Gonna miss your smile Gonna miss your laugh Gonna miss your washin’ In a hippie bath Best bartendress With a festival address Gonna miss you sunshine The weather so fine […]
LYRICS Battle won. War Lost. Not most. Forever Lost. Now no one Know no one Moan… in the alone zone Betwixt ain’t a fix Pain gone… Or endlessly lingering on? Want to be free from “me”? That’s no destiny Save you from your slave Save you from your slavery Battle Won The End.mp3 ABOUT THE […]
LYRICS With my eyes open I dream a scene A reaching arm Just under the surface Now you are coping With the real mean A soul alarm Craving for your face Instead of a fix… … you’re drowning in the river Styx Swirling your head In a cesspool of dead Can’t shout “reach out!” Drowning […]
LYRICS I’m wondering (I wonder) how hard Is the cement really that thick? I wonder (I’m wondering) how hard If I’m going to dive through… … is there a trick Chorus A circle of angels singing ’round your head When the jumper jumps, he makes his own bed You know it’s really, really gonna smart […]
LYRICS Feeling like a black cloud is hovering? Well if it keeps on raining…. It’s raining. It’s pouring. Hit his head… now, he’s dead. Couldn’t get up in the mourning. The rain spills upon the hill Runnin’ down, down, down Runnin’ still… runnin’ ’till fill Wash the black cloud frown Away Flashflood The day you […]
Breakdown Written by Alan Parsons and Eric Woolfson Made famous by The Alan Parsons Project A G I break down, in the middle and lose my thread, F A no one can understand a word that I say G When I break down, just a little and lose my head, F A nothing I try […]
LYRICS What was the reason for the breakdown in reason Was it the season The super full moon Crack the loon? What was the reason for the breakdown in reason Was it a lesion Lack of medication Too much meditation Om, um, I’m Heaven As a matter of fact The fact of the grey matter […]