LYRICS Oh well the tolling of the bell Oh well who’s living in hell? Oh well suppose time will tell Oh well tolling of the bell Stumble ’round Beware! Hammer down Stammer ’round Watch out! Hammer down Chorus Ramble ’round No care? Hammer down Fumble ’round There! Hammer down Chorus Hammer Down (from the movie […]
LYRICS Consequences of… The impact of your impact Essence of love In fact, missing… at a lack Social responsibility Civic duty or duty-free? Your right to rights Doesn’t make your fight alright All right? Alright! Consequences of… The impact of your attack Essence of love If ever there, come back All right? It’s not alright […]
LYRICS It kind of helps if you open the door… Before! Once More! Before! Chorus It will be less hard on your head If you listen to what I said It’ll be a much better day If you’ll just listen to what I say Cut down on yelps by opening the door… Before! Once More! […]
LYRICS Ummm… hmmmm Sitting on a pendulum The thing will swing Sitting on a pendulum Now, here’s the thing… The scales of justice Will balance If the judge won’t get there first The scales of justice Will balance Due process will quench Her thirst Sitting on a pendulum Do you feel the sting Sitting on […]
LYRICS It kind of helps if you open the door… Before! For sure! Before! It kind of helps if you open the door… Before! Once More! Before! Won’t be as hard on your head If you open the door instead You won’t be “that guy” they’ll dread If you use your head to open the […]
LYRICS A cricket plays the smallest symphony Between his shin and his knee In sympathy Rub those legs feverously In a party of pity A butterfly claps its wings As the chorus of song birds joins in and sings “1,2,3… waaa” Laughing at me not with me “hahaha” Maybe it’s not too late To get […]
LYRICS With the eye of a hawk She let out a squawk With the speed of a jaguar Set the liar on fire … liar on fire With the grace of a swan She showed me the dawn A situation that’s dire She wants to set the liar on fire Being stubborn like a mule […]
LYRICS Not nearly near the bathroom Barely down the hall No, nowhere near the stall And you’ve gotta scratch you ball? Oh, gloom and doom Why don’t you smoke a cig While we dance the pig jig You can’t get into a bar Ever think you’ve gone too far? Don’t you know it’s time to […]
LYRICS I, I, I, I don’t know right or ought I, I, I, I don’t know no or not Did Id get our of control Like a belligerent troll? Please release the police Seize the cease of peace Never thought I would say Please release the police Never thought I’d see the day When the […]
LYRICS I’m… Working on a chain gang Just paying off time I’m… Working on a chain gang Paying my dues “Pray you get a clue… we do… we….” If I only knew Fly, flown, flew To go with the flow May I someday know “Pray your days aren’t few… we do… we….” If only I […]
LYRICS It kind-of helps if you ope the door… Before! For sure! Before! Much easier to pass through A much wiser thing to do Time to act your damn age And minimize the damage It kind-of helps if you ope the door… Before! For sure! Before! Listen to that slurred speech You can barely stand […]
LYRICS Please be polite, knock first Please knock first Please knock before entering Have you seen worse You’d think we’d have learned Please knock first No matter the desire to quench your thirst If there’s one thing I abhor, it’s the door whore Abhor the door whore It’s horrid. It’s horrible. It’s the door whore. […]
LYRICS It kind of helps if you open the door… Before! Once More! Before! Chorus It will be less hard on your head If you listen to what I said It’ll be a much better day If you’ll just listen to what I say Cut down on yelps by opening the door… Before! Once More! […]
LYRICS Hmmm… yum, yum, yum Saw a reflection of a wizard Looking up at me Wondering how long Our history would be Just for fun He thought he’d question me “Can you tell how long Our history will be?” I looked into the sky … with a sigh “Can you tell me, Creator, How long […]
INSTRUMENTAL Humpty And Dumpty.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Chords — A E G A E G A E Written and recorded live in Chester County, Pennsylvania. Inspired by the West Chester Parking Authority parking their vehicle illegally. Daniel — Guitar From the album Wake by Daniel Brouse