LYRICS Never seems too hard Being on guard Just comes natural As my catch-ya-all Let out your secret talent Been gold starred For being on guard It’s my nature That’s for sure Let out your secret talent If awry should go anything I’m your alarm bell… sure to ring Let out your secret talent When […]
LYRICS Pat on the back Gotta like that Zig-zag Wag The tail (It’ll never fail) Matter of fact Gotta love that Zig-zag Wag The tail (It’ll never fail) I’m so happy to see you Hoping you feel the same way, too Can’t help my tail from wagging Start to wail. I’m singing. If you wonder […]
Inspired by a puppy dog after he was neutered. LYRICS Anesthesia. Anesthesia… I’m coming to I’m coming to Anesthesia. Anesthesia… I’m coming to To the loving feeling of you The raising of the knife The changing of my life Scars and mental strife All fade away someday In reflection I’ve no recollection But they say […]
LYRICS Sitting here watching the people go by Making me pause to wonder why Watching them Watching them watching me I am I see Sitting here watching the cars go by Driven insane on the way to die Watching them Watching them watching me I am I see Putting on mile-age to earn a wage […]
LYRICS Rubbing the fut the wrong way He’ll likely run away Lost, lonely… becoming stray On the hand, might just bleed The hand that feeds And it’ll never fail Grabbing him by the tail Setting sail, going to wail Kicking a dog when he’s down Unlikely that dog will stick around On the hand, might […]
LYRICS When you hear that metal clinging Like an alarm bell ringing The thunder of the paws Going to eat you raw You better run rabbit run rabbit run With your heartbeat pounding Toward the corner rounding Within a hair of the hare Gonna getcha… almost there You better run rabbit run rabbit run Before […]
Inspired by Nemo, the puppy dog, discovering the water’s edge. LYRICS Watching the water a while Listen to the waves roll in (Rollin’) A hypnotic style Will begin The sign or the sine Wave by by To time… I’m…. See-side At the Ohhh-ocean Bide no time Ride the tide The rhythm of the beat Auto-tapping […]
LYRICS I’m more like you You know it’s true More like you Not a matter of “want to” Though bizarre We are At the core Omnivore Eat, the heart beats (Eat the heartbeat) As for love, true Through and through Not just animal Both mammal Hair and teats Deeds and feats Like You Part 1.mp3 […]
Inspired by a dog that found a hazel nut. LYRICS If you knew what you had You might be glad Got to crack that nut Instead of “not” why not “why not”? Why not crack that nut See what the hide is trying to hide Look what resides on the inside I’m trying to plant […]
LYRICS Human says: What are you eating under there Are you aware What you’re eating under there? Dog replies: Underwear? Why do you stare? Underwear? Relative to where? Human says: What are you eating under there Do you even care What are you eating under there Eat it raw. Eat it rare. What you’re eating […]
“It is a common belief that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years.” LYRICS World’s best deal Universal appeal Coated in custom fur Yes, it’s real Zest and zeal Comes in a him or her Glad that I’m keeping canine time Seven times the time (7 x’s the fine) I can tell You […]
LYRICS Do you want to go for a ride Race to your favorite place Do you want to go for a ride… In the car? Stick your head out the window On our way to chase a shadow I’m sure you’re bound to see Some Hers n’ special She I’ll play guitar, but you’ll be […]
LYRICS French Poodle, German Shepherd Feeling foreign to me Might as well be a spotted leopard Or monkey swinging in a tree I think Im starting to understand We’re all from a foreign land At the time given birth On a ride they call Earth English Sheepdog, Irish Setter On my own and all alone […]
LYRICS What’s in a name Is it one and the same Don’t ask me They call me therapy If I could I’d make you feel good You know I would Help the misunderstood What’s in a name Is it one and the same Don’t ask me They call me therapy Whenever I can I’m man’s […]
LYRICS I don’t know Why they call him Fido Why not A name like spot It could be worse, I know The farmer’s dog they call Bingo Run, Spot See Spot run, Spot Why not? Who did? He’s colored solid It could be worse, I know The farmer’s dog they call Bingo Heard a few […]