LYRICS When the feather you ruffle The hillbilly shuffle Look out! Ya better run That one’s gotta shotgun Elephant of mule They’re both the fool Gloves off to rumble They do the hillbilly shuffle Ruffle.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental Music Chords: F# B / A G# F# Rhythm: 130 BPM Country Shuffle x2 Recording: […]
LYRICS What the candidates say Will sway from day-to-day Sway to the left. Sway to the right. Preachin’ to the deft the virtue of blight Feeling woozy Watching loony Beggar’s choosy No more floozy Chorus Feeling sheep-like Swing a third strike Sound like Third Reich Crown with a spike Chorus Feeling so sick Laid on […]
LYRICS A thesis… on how the strong prolong the species Under wing meek and mild And, it won’t be long (belong) ’till we sing that song (belong) Observation… on how our strong are in need of elevation Take to wing meek and mild Comforting every child And, it won’t be long (belong) ’till we sing […]
LYRICS You’re in my eyes You’re under my skin Id’ sure love to be free again You try to regulate my age You know the paragraph and page It’s like living in hell When you’re the quitting bell You’re in my eyes You’re under my skin Id’ sure love to be free again You try […]
LYRICS The jigsaw saw jaw dropping awe Puzzled in disbelief The crossword’s cross words sound so absurd Puzzle relief? All the pieces fall ’till they’re not pieces at all As they race into place The tour amazed at the haze in the maze Puzzled commander and chief The hangman demands you understand Puzzled hang in […]
LYRICS Crank the crank Ratchet the ratchet On the chopping block The candidates stump Pullin’ down their pants While making rants Showing you rump And, takin’ a dump There ain’t no argument That’s no debate When the only message sent Is hate, hate, hate Walk the plank Swinging hatchet Cleaning the clock Landing a lump […]
LYRICS Dive, dive, dive Going down, down, down The urge to submerge And stay alive Dive, dive, dive Going under I’ve found To avoid the blunder Purge and submerge Dive to stay alive I mean… submarine Dive Did you arrive At the conclusion… you’d better dive, dive, dive The urge to submerge Going Under.mp3 ABOUT […]
LYRICS Powerful Act Of God Powerful Fact Of God Is what we call an “Act Of God” Rather odd… to call devastation An Act Of God Outside human’s control But what about when humans are out-of-control? Act Of God is gonna take its toll Act Of God is gonna take control It’s going to be […]
LYRICS The sledge and wedge made a pledge Never to separate The sledge and wedge made a pledge Always to cooperate The screw and screwdriver made one, too Not to get twisted With a hammer in each hand Double-fisted The opposing thumb playing dumb Wouldn’t let go Nooooo… wouldn’t let go Another tool fool Find […]
LYRICS Hammer on Hammer off Really let ‘er rip Come on, come on Get it on Getting off Bite my lip Bump the hip Slip the tongue Forever young Young at heart Just like the start Kiss the day … too, today Hammered.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental Music Chords: F# E F# G# A […]
LYRICS Serrated On the edge A very deep groove Elated On the verge With nothing to prove Reeded On the edge Groove unimpeded Sow seeded So seeded In the know of the furrow … in the furrows Where the love grove grows Serrated Underrated Serrated Video.mp4 Serrated.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental Music Chords: F# […]
LYRICS Oh so close But out the door Fleeting moment What was that On the tip of my tongue Young Now it’s hard to think of it Too verbose That’s for sure Tip of the hat That’s that On the tip of my tongue The word sung Into Thin Air.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental […]
LYRICS Whirling round n’ round the head Contemplate the words said Satisfied the soul’s fed Or now to the devil wed? Even if you don’t say the words you pray There’s an utter that’ll make you shutter Shuttering at a contract with satin At the crossroad Will mortality implode? Dervishes.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental […]
Balderdash Part 4.mp3 LYRICS Balderdash! What’s up with the rash of balderdash Hard to see ya through the diarrhea Up to my ears in crocodile tears While you splash on balderdash Talk, talk, talking trash Balderdash! A bunch of nitwit(s) Bullbit(s) quit, quit, quit Bash and trash and mash, lash, smash, slash Balderdash! Where did […]
LYRICS You’re cutting me into little pieces At least that’s my thesis You’re cutting me into little pieces Like I’m your feces You’re cutting me into little pieces Why don’t you go for a run Just for fun… I’ll give you my scissors Just for fun… wanna play with my scissors? How do you feel […]