LYRICS Careful with your “wish for’s” Mindful of the four doors Noooo… don’t go chasing cars Catching one mars and scars Ends your life Brings on master strife Use to have a gal My best pal Watched a fender bend her How I cry and cry Look out! What the #uck Here comes a dually […]
LYRICS The problem when you’re purebred Is you’re likely brain dead Yes, indeed When you inbreed (ole’ gene greed) Sorry to perplex A tad too complex Better to mix Yes, indeed To be mixed breed You’ll concede Go on take a stab Yes, a lil’ lab And I’ve found There’s some hound When they through […]
LYRICS Curious to know Where your thoughts go Curious to know What you know Believe me If I could see The I’s Through your eyes Then, again Does a human Look like dog or man? If I could see What you see When you look at me I’ve got four paws All with claws Two […]
LYRICS The dog days of summer Are coming to a close The dog days of summer You remember those You know if Fido begs Tail between legs There’s nothing you can do … but let ’em go Soon those winter nights Will be getting plenty cold If calendar told Another year old Bring on the […]
Coversong Written by Rufus Thomas Made famous by Rufus Thomas, The Rolling Stones and Aerosmith A7 Baby, back Dressed in black Silver buttons all down her back High hose, tippy toes A She broke the needle and she can sew D Walking the dog A I’m just a walking the dog E7 If you don’t […]
LYRICS Did you hear that noise When I hear that noise Strike a pose with poise When I hear that sound I turn around Strike a pose with poise Before making a noise Not ’til I find out Do I shout out I’ve got my eye on you There’s not much you can do Suppose […]
LYRICS Call it insane How you can complain Hard to explain Your years remain For every one I get seven While you get to run I’m in heaven All dogs run with gods Hope you farewell well All of my fears Are in dog years As mine draws near Your path is clear For every […]
LYRICS Somebody spilled my drink And I’m starting to know I think Pause in awe Guilty paws No surprise I can tell by the look in your eyes Somebody ate my shoe And I’m starting to think It’s you Pause in awe Guilty paws No surprise I can tell by the look in your eyes […]
LYRICS Why don’t you throw the dog a bone You leave ma all alone! Yeah, give the dog a bone I don’t think I ask that much You can skip the bath and such You leave me all alone Why don’t you throw the dog a bone? I’ve got this itch I just can’t scratch […]
LYRICS During the day nobody misses… No, no one misses… You more than me In the morning, I’ll wake you with kisses Guess that’s what’s meant to be Forget bane, vinegar, pisses I can offer you sanity In the morning, I’ll wake you with kisses Guess that’s what’s meant to be Thankful of life’s blisses […]
LYRICS I don’t care if you’re an atheist Or feel you’ve been “God blessed” Here’s some love Unnnn… conditional (love, love, love) Lots more love Unconditional (love, love, love) I don’t care if you have bad hair Or if there is hardly any there Here’s some love Unnnn… conditional (love, love, love) Lots more love […]
Energy just won’t relent No matter how much you’ve spent What are the odds of content Ask the Gods Pent-up energy Young dog’s strategy Prepare for release Forget the “cease” Running low? No, not a dent Watch it grow… is as was went Is borrowed always lent Hellbent Sprung from young Way to stay Life’s […]
LYRICS I don’t know ho to get through the day If you stay home, we can play As your best friend, I say Oh, no! Please don’t go away (Baby, don’t go away) When you leave and shut the door I cry, and I cry for more As your best friend, I say Oh, no! […]
LYRICS Oh, please… I don’t need a collar I don’t need a leash Makes me wince when you say fence Hence, Why don’t you see your way to set me free I hate it when you holler Promise you I’ll cease Suggested as my best defense Hence, Why don’t you see your way to set […]
LYRICS I don’t know what’s come over me Call it loss of control ’cause obviously It’s plain to see I see $hit and I roll … that’s how I roll Get the smell of you Can’t help what I do Found your shoe Now I’m going to chew, chew, chew … takes it’s toll I […]